Yesterday, during his day with the Cup, Chicago Blackhawks forward Patrick Kane and the Cup were stranded a good 70 feet in the air for roughly 20 minutes in the bucket of a fire truck. The ordeal finally ended when Eddie Murphy appeared out of no where and thrilled the crowd by pulling off a stunning rescue.
The still nimble Murphy managed to maneuver acrobatically up the ladder, and brought Kane and the Cup down by rope. No damage was done to the Cup, and Kane sustained no injuries. When asked about the rescue, Kane had this to say:
"Yeah, it was weird, man. All of a sudden the Beverly Hills Cop Theme started playing and he just kind of showed up."
Buffalo Fire Commissioner Garnell Whitfield, Jr. was grateful for Murphy's efforts:
"Once Eddie showed up, I knew everything would be fine. I'm just confused as to where the music was coming from."
Murphy received a 10 minute standing ovation after the rescue, but still felt underwhelmed after the whole thing.
"The asshole didn't even say 'thanks.' He just asked if he could borrow $20 for cab fare and then took off."

I'm pretty sure Kane punched out Murphy AND the cab driver...
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