Check it out man… We need to talk.
|"Guys! Help! Lost a quarter!"|
This is pretty simple, actually. Get back on Twitter. Now. Reopen your account, and start tweeting. About anything.. Money, politics, infidelity, gun control, interest rates, global warming, off shore bank accounts, abortion, you name it. Why? Easy: It was a hell of lot easier to watch you piss people off complaining about money than it is to watch your play in net lately.
What’s that? The defense hasn’t helped? Maybe that’s because they’re not neurosurgeons.
Seriously, get back on Twitter.
-Fans of Goals Against Averages Below 3.20