Wednesday, December 8, 2010

An Open Letter to Dan Ellis

Dan,

Check it out man… We need to talk.

"Guys! Help! Lost a quarter!"
This is pretty simple, actually. Get back on Twitter. Now. Reopen your account, and start tweeting. About anything.. Money, politics, infidelity, gun control, interest rates, global warming, off shore bank accounts, abortion, you name it. Why? Easy: It was a hell of lot easier to watch you piss people off complaining about money than it is to watch your play in net lately. 

What’s that? The defense hasn’t helped? Maybe that’s because they’re not neurosurgeons. 

Seriously, get back on Twitter. 

-Fans of Goals Against Averages Below 3.20

3 comments:

  1. Dude, glad you're not a fan of my team, that is harsh.

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  2. @Anonymous

    Few things..

    Welcome! Stick around, we have a good time.

    Second, it came out harsher than I intended, and I meant all of about 0% of it.

    Third, you should've seen some of the stuff I said about Rick Tocchet...

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  3. I love you, DTV, thought you should know. You're like the big brother I don't have.

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