The original idea was for this feature to run every week or every other week. It ran once. So, New NHL Products will now be a feature that runs evidently once every few months. The first installment, Sidney Crosby Wine can be found here.
The newest product from the NHL has just been introduced! It turns out that Tampa Bay Lightning defenseman Mattias Ohlund has come out with an exciting new line of Turnovers. Features of the new dessert line include:
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| "For me, there's never a bad time for a turnover." |
- While most turnovers are usually baked or fried, Mattias Ohlund Turnovers are always torched. SLOW cooked for the ultimate taste!
- Taste so distinctive, it makes the rest of your meal look better!
- Specially designed recipe leaves you thinking about Mattias Ohlund turnovers for hours!
- So tender, Mattias Ohlund Turnovers have been known to just fall apart!
- May cost a little more, but are packaged by the thousands. One package will give you turnovers for the next seven years!
- Packaged for long term storage! Our packaging is so durable it can handle temperatures up to -16!
- Are great for on the go. Whether you’re at home or on the road, you can always enjoy a Mattias Ohlund Turnover!
*Note: Mattias Ohlund Turnovers are loaded with calories and can bind down even the most open arteries. Mattias Ohlund Turnovers should not be eaten if you have set out to reach any nutritional goals.
*Icings sold separately.
Awesome!
ReplyDeleteThough depressing..