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Unbeknownst to many, Camping, after
As Camping began to form his prediction for the apocalyptic situation, a climate of fear and devastation began a stranglehold on the Lightning fan base. Fans became desolate as rumors of their beloved Stamkos joining the Maple Leafs, or even the hated Philadelphia Flyers.
The levels of fear and despair amongst the fans reached completely unnecessarily insufferable levels despite the fact that the Flyers just spent like half the National deficit on Ilya Bryzgalov, this is Brian Burke's semi-annual-sign-only-American-born-players-year, and the largest single factor in this entire drama: the fact that Steve Yzerman is a God.
Despite failing health, and another embarrassing miscalculation on his part, Camping seemed upbeat about things, having this to offer:
"I think we can all take comfort in the fact that we now know without utmost certainty what day those of us Rapturians live for. July 1st, 2016 will be the most Rapturiest, Rapturtastic, Rap-rapturey Rapture of all Rapturing time. Mark my words."