Companies That Other Teams Would be Presented By

DTV: Brought to you by some asshole.

News came out this past weekend that Amway, the controversial direct-selling corporation, would be a presenting sponsor of the Detroit Red Wings.  

Immediately, there was a line drawn in the sand, and you were either a Serena Williams level of infuriated, or completely apathetic.  

Personally, I don’t think it’s a terribly big deal, as long as the corporate ‘ads’ stop there.  However, it got me thinking, what companies would be fitting sponsors for other NHL teams?

The Phoenix Coyotes: Brought to you by the National Hockey League.

The Winnipeg Jets: Brought to you by Great American Van Lines.

The Boston Bruins: Brought to you by Trojan. 

The Florida Panthers: Brought to you by Del Boca Vista Retirement Community.

The Toronto Maple Leafs: Brought to you by Hooked on Phonics. 

The Pittsburgh Penguins: Brought to you by Summer’s Eve.

The New York Rangers: Brought to you by Bernie Madoff.

The Minnesota Wild: Brought to you by the San Jose Sharks.

The Vancouver Canucks: Brought to you by Disaster Recovery Services.

The New Jersey Devils: Brought to you by Free Credit Report dot com.