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News came out this past weekend that Amway, the controversial direct-selling corporation, would be a presenting sponsor of the Detroit Red Wings.
Immediately, there was a line drawn in the sand, and you were either a Serena Williams level of infuriated, or completely apathetic.
Personally, I don’t think it’s a terribly big deal, as long as the corporate ‘ads’ stop there. However, it got me thinking, what companies would be fitting sponsors for other NHL teams?
The Phoenix Coyotes: Brought to you by the National Hockey League.
The Winnipeg Jets: Brought to you by Great American Van Lines.
The Boston Bruins: Brought to you by Trojan.
The Florida Panthers: Brought to you by Del Boca Vista Retirement Community.
The Toronto Maple Leafs: Brought to you by Hooked on Phonics.
The Pittsburgh Penguins: Brought to you by Summer’s Eve.
The New York Rangers: Brought to you by Bernie Madoff.
The Minnesota Wild: Brought to you by the San Jose Sharks.
The Vancouver Canucks: Brought to you by Disaster Recovery Services.
The New Jersey Devils: Brought to you by Free Credit Report dot com.