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term='Great Day in Tampa Sports History'/><category term='Adopting Canadian accents halfway through a Podcast'/><category term='Follow DTV on Twitter'/><category term='Sorry this post took so long'/><category term='We Love Torts'/><category term='Puke'/><category term='Monty Python'/><category term='Just play hockey boys'/><category term='Zoltar Speaks'/><category term='Nut Shots'/><category term='Dan Ellis'/><category term='Anyone for Commisioner 2011'/><category term='Bryan McCabe Shot at something other than his own net?'/><category term='They&apos;re Finally Gone'/><category term='beards'/><category term='Don&apos;t hate DTV'/><title type='text'>Comments on Don't Trade Vinny: Sidney Crosby finally returns, admits the whole th...</title><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.donttradevinny.com/feeds/6720198374365007811/comments/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' 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value='pid-170779671'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6127648022440823964.post-3731180806560843745</id><published>2011-11-22T12:18:52.536-06:00</published><updated>2011-11-22T12:18:52.536-06:00</updated><title type='text'>I can&amp;#39;t believe one of your labels was Miley C...</title><content type='html'>I can&amp;#39;t believe one of your labels was Miley Cyrus.  I just died a little inside.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6127648022440823964/6720198374365007811/comments/default/3731180806560843745'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6127648022440823964/6720198374365007811/comments/default/3731180806560843745'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.donttradevinny.com/2011/11/sidney-crosby-finally-returns-admits.html?showComment=1321985932536#c3731180806560843745' title=''/><author><name>Anonymous</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.donttradevinny.com/2011/11/sidney-crosby-finally-returns-admits.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6127648022440823964.post-6720198374365007811' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6127648022440823964/posts/default/6720198374365007811' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-2053543130'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6127648022440823964.post-3625496173935106899</id><published>2011-11-22T11:42:12.175-06:00</published><updated>2011-11-22T11:42:12.175-06:00</updated><title type='text'>For those who didn&amp;#39;t see it, Jessica K. called...</title><content type='html'>For those who didn&amp;#39;t see it, Jessica K. called me a &amp;#39;typical Crosby player&amp;#39; just six minutes after the post went up.  Which is a new record, but a lot longer than I expected.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6127648022440823964/6720198374365007811/comments/default/3625496173935106899'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6127648022440823964/6720198374365007811/comments/default/3625496173935106899'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.donttradevinny.com/2011/11/sidney-crosby-finally-returns-admits.html?showComment=1321983732175#c3625496173935106899' title=''/><author><name>Don't Trade Vinny</name><uri>http://www.donttradevinny.com</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.donttradevinny.com/2011/11/sidney-crosby-finally-returns-admits.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6127648022440823964.post-6720198374365007811' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6127648022440823964/posts/default/6720198374365007811' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-727372051'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6127648022440823964.post-4499591106429980504</id><published>2011-11-22T11:29:57.437-06:00</published><updated>2011-11-22T11:29:57.437-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>This comment has been removed by the author.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6127648022440823964/6720198374365007811/comments/default/4499591106429980504'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6127648022440823964/6720198374365007811/comments/default/4499591106429980504'/><author><name>Jessica K.</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05711826242528752309</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.donttradevinny.com/2011/11/sidney-crosby-finally-returns-admits.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6127648022440823964.post-6720198374365007811' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6127648022440823964/posts/default/6720198374365007811' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.contentRemoved' value='true'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1779583035'/></entry></feed>
